jerkathon
when someone is by themself, and to p-ss time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
dharshan:chris you look so tired today. what happened?
chris:well, i was up all last night.
dharshan:chris! you gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
1 more definition
when one m-st-rb-t-s for hours until hands, d-ck/p-ssy are sore. prefribly done while watching p-rn.
guy 1: dude what happend to your hand?
guy 2: i had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, my d-ck is still sore.
Read Also:
- jerk jacket
a special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant c-m strands. also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into. whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!
- Jeruss
pr-nounced (jair-uhss) 1. the most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, p-ssionate, musically-inclined, and confident. 2. american male first name derived from the biblical name “jairus” which means “my light, who diffuses […]
- Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)
an incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named jesus. originating in mexico, the illness has spread to north america, europe, asia, africa and antarctica. it has been known to cause: burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appet-te, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, […]
- Jimmy Dean
used in place of atm or -ss to mouth for -n-l s-x followed by oral. in other words, “brown and serve”. “you ready for a little jimmy dean action?” “what’s that” “brown and serve baby, brown and serve” 3 more definitions to be screwed over; to get the sausage. to get d-cked over. to reference […]
- jesus boner
noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a m-ssive jesus b-n-r. while i was in church, i had the eerie feling that i was surrounded by about 150 jesus b-n-rs. the pope has the worlds largest jesus b-n-r. what a stud.