Jerkdouche
noun: an individual possessing the self-absorbed, overly-ent-tled qualities of a douche, while being condescending, inconsiderate, and irresponsible like a jerk.
wow, jordan is such a jerkdouche! he won’t stop talking about how awesome his home state is while bashing on everything i find cool about mine.
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