jerker’s lean


just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male p-n-s will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.
why does john’s p-n-s bend to the left when he’s erect? answer: because he uses his left hand to jerk off. in other words, he has mad jerker’s lean.

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