Jerking Off


1. to m-st-rb-t-. usually -ssociated with males.
2. to procrastinate.
1. stop jerking off in my cl-ssroom, billy!
2. “o lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? or are we just jerking off?” -blazing saddles
masturbating (particularly males)
i love to jerk off to p-rn
masturbating
“he loves jerking off. i hope so; he’ll never get laid.”
something that you don’t do at someone else’s house
omg did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian’s house??!!!
1. the act of masturbating.
2. “jerking” off your cl-toris or p-n-s in order to -rg-sm.
3. may apply to both females and males – slang word.
“i don’t have a d-ck but i can still jerk off!”
“i’m a girl, jerking off is possible.”
“i believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should partic-p-te in for the greater good of the world – it also burns calories.”
the act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
my mom asked “how do you eat that stuff”? after she caught me jerking off last night.
someone getting f-cky wiht the opposite s-x

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