Jerkmail
e-mail received from your employer or beacuse of your employment that is sanctioned and approved for receipt, but is really nothing more that work spam. jerkmail=junk mail from work.
daily reports on areas of your company you know nothing about, corporate communications regarding people and processes that have no impact on your job.
“i can’t find your message because my inbox if full of jerkmail.” “is this important for my job, or just another piece of jerkmail?”
“i signed up for that charity walk and now i get tons of jerkmail about other campaigns here at xyz company”
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