jerkoffasaur
the term jerkoffasaur comes from combining “jerking off” and “dinosaur”. because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.
meaning:
1. being considered too old to m-st-rb-t-.
2. being unable to jerk off, like for example a t-rex who couldn’t m-st-rb-t- because his arms are simply too short.
3. dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased’s hand touching the genital area.
4. being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.
1. “he’s 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off…” “don’t act so surprised, didn’t you know he’s a jerkoffasaur?”
2. “he broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur.”
3. “he jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!”
4. “my boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!”
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