jerkoffitis


v. the act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
i.e. “dude where’s keegan?”
“f-ggot is at home because he’s got a temp. of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis”
“let’s pray he survives”

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