jerkstore


1) a fict-tious retailer that sells “jerks.” 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) reilly: the ocean called. they’re running outta shrimp.

george: oh yeah, reilly? well, the jerkstore called. they’re running outta you.

reilly: what’s the difference? you’re their all-time best
seller!

2)george: don’t you understand? it’s not about him. to have a line as perfect as “jerkstore” and to never use it. i, i couldn’t live with myself.

elaine: see, there are no jerkstores. it..it’s just a little confusing, is all.

george: it’s smart. it’s a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. and, i’m not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead m-ss audience!

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