jerkumstance
1) a jerk, or an event/situation that is influenced by a jerk which causes something sh-tty to happen to another person; usually to an innocent bystander
2) suffering the consequences of someone else’s stupidity
3) to be splattered by s-m-n; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person p-ssed out at a party
bill: “oh man – is this j-zz on my jacket? i just walked to the corner store and back. i feel like a dirty lady macbeth.”
tim: “d-mn. that sucks, buddy. could it be from that apartment building you just p-ssed? you were totally a victim of jerk-mstance.”
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