jerkwaddle


a complete and utter idiot.
some jerkwaddle stole my shadowy men on a shadowy planet c-ssette tape.
the act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect p-n-s makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.
i was so high i forgot i ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang… i had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. then i realized i didn’t have a pen.

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