Jerky Gene
an unfortunate trait among young american males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. they also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
joe: “yo drew, do you see what i see? that guy is wearing pink flip flops. my mother has the same ones..”
drew: “wow, yeah, he definitely has the jerky gene..”
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