jerky turkey
when a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you c-m you shove your d-ck into her mouth – c-m, ground meat and all
instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!
a pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
me: i love you jerky turkey
her: don’t call me jerky turrrrrrkey
me: i love you babe
her: i love you too big head
for a man to have his p-n-s go limb when he see’s someone who is s-xually attractive.
tom had a jerky turkey when he saw jessica alba in a bikini.
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