Jerry Jerkmans
1) one who m-st-rb-t-s excessively; he who “jacks off,”
“chokes the chicken.” someone who “services themselves” on the daily more than an oil can henry’s!
2) can also be know as a h-rny “guy” who you’re sure of him “rubbing one out” like its clock work and he’s being paid to do it!
peter: “f-ck!! i woke up so hungover, i just jacked off about 5 times this morning!”
frank: ” f-ck! pulling another jerry jerkmans today or what?!!”
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