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noun – typically a guy who lounges around and just loves to blow hefty men. he is extremely gay, but gives off a vibe that says to you “this guy’s alright”. he drives a mustang to compensate for the fact he has a small p-n-s. you may recognize him by his famous nickname “f-ck jerry”.
rob: “have you seen jerry blowing any dudes lately?”

jed: “f-ck jerry!”
a s-xy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch w-ng.
girl: look, here comes a jerry…i’ll go ask him out!
he’s a very sweet boy and only falls in love with one girl….

but he can go all night with that girl. 😉 he’s great in bed and knows how to have s-x. he has a nice p-n-s and a good -ss. all the girls want to have s-x with him.
i want to get in jerry’s pants

jerry and samantha have s-x every night

nina wants to get in bed with jerry
jerry was used by the british in the great war as a nickname for the germans. one possible origin is that jerry was thought to be a common name among germans, like ‘john’ with americans. another, and perhaps the true origin, is that bed pans/chamber pots were called jerries, and the germans helmets looked like them, so… jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the germans, the french preferred boche, the americans, krauts. another common one was ‘hun’. the usage of jerry, and the rest, although i can’t say i have seem much use of boche outside of ww i related things, continued during the second world war. the gas/water container used by the germans in ww ii was nicknamed a jerry can. during the great war, the germans, when talking to the englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use tommy to reference them, while the british, of course, used jerry in regard to the germans.
my high school had this great set of ww ii books, and i can remember this one story from a veteran that, for whatever reason, has stuck with me. he and his unit had -ssaulted a german airfield. “we were running around securing the hangars. i p-ssed the door to an office and kicked it open. i tossed in a grenade and the jerry behind the desk caught it and shouted, “nein! nein!” i yelled, “ja! ja!” and slammed the door shut.”
an amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. has the most amazing laugh and voice ever. someone who you would want to be in your life forever. very huggable and kissable. good with kids, and is very respectful. just wonderful in every possible way.
dude, i think i love jerry.

when i seen jerry it was love at first sight.
the most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her.
jerry is such a sweet guy.
jerry is a huga p-n-s. n-body could ever imagine how big this p-n-s is. every girl wants him (maybe some boys too) because he’s the best p-n-s the whole world. include jerry is unbelievable (unbieberuble) s-xy.

u got somethin’ in ur pants that i really wanna blow.

s-x s-x s-x on u…

jerry is also called bieberconda.

do you know yet which p-n-s i’m talking about?

jerry = bieberconda = justin bieber’s p-n-s.
girl: omfg i want jerry inside me!
me: stop it stop it! my ovaries! i need jerry!
one s-xy dude. unbelievably hot. very hard to resist. came from heaven. gota six pack.
omg jerry is so s-xy

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