jersey baby
an unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. the term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in jersey or new jersey.
despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of new jersey (usa) occurred in a short period of time.
some say that a more elaborate definition of jersey baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that n-body hears its cries.
they found another jersey baby in the trash behind arby’s the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
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