Jersey Barrier
named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
thank g-d there are jersey barriers in new jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
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encountering fecal matter during -n-l s-x typically resulting in discontinuing the act.
(a) there’s been a terrible accident!
(b) oh sh-t! what happened?
(a) exactly! tom ran into a jersey barrier. he was f-ckin’ katie in the -ss and she frosted his d-ck!
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