jersey bounce
an action where a person in a small foreign car cuts you off in a parking lot and takes your spot. you and your buddies move to one side of the offender’s vehicle and push the car out of the parking sp-ce by ‘bouncing’ it. you then park your car in the spot.
make sure of two things:
1.the person cannot see you do this:
2.you have enough sp-ce to get out of the spot.
if done right, the offending car will be towed.
popular at the jersey sh-r- and the meadowlands.
this -sshole jumped our spot at the jints game, so we gave him the jersey bounce and parked there. we last saw him chasing the tow truck. what a f-ckface.
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