Jersey Douche Bag
just about any male from new jersey. his main topics of conversation are: how many chicks he’s banged this summer while weekending at the jersey sh-r-, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he’s going to see bon jovi or springsteen next. his favorite phrases are: “yo!” and “hey, what’s up kid?”
look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. ten bucks he’s a jersey douche bag.
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