Jersey foot


the foot of a new jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. this condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the sh-r-), and also play a lot of sports. the combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. anyone that has a jersey foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet
f-g bennie: yo man, you see that girl, how the h-ll is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

local: dude don’t you know?, everyone around here has the jersey foot, the heat doesn’t bother us.

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