when you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of p–p on the end of your finger
so old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger
- grace brace face
a person named grace who has braces. hey, grace brace face!
- bryce coleman
a guy who gets all the hoes and f-cks yo mamma every night. bryce coleman has a long d-ck.
- pho king
the best name for a vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. because pho is pr-nounced “fuh”, it just sounds like f-cking. some restaurant owners just name their place pho king to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation. man: i chose what we had for lunch. what do you want? woman: i feel […]
to discontinue a relationship, personal or professional, for the good of both parties. no, we didn’t break up, we sepracated.