Jersey Girl

“the jersey girl..a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. jersey girls are about att-tude. they’re about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair – and enjoying it all..she’s got a mouth on her. she says what she means. and she’s got a nice, cheerful laugh..bottom line, all of them are s-xy as h-ll.” -the star ledger
everyone loves a jersey girl.
born and raised in new jersey, specifically the sh-r-. beautiful in a unique way, has the ability to impress with salty hair and sand under her fingernails, makeup and shoes are optional, tanlines are embraced, has a strong att-tude and a tough mouth, encompases the phenomena of waking up more stunning than the night before
“nothing matters in this whole wide world when you’re in love with a jersey girl.” -the boss
the jersey girl mystique is hard to put into words. one would never say earthy-that’s way too california. gritty gets closer when you understand that a true jersey girl sleeps just fine with sand in the bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs. jersey girls go to the beach, or “down the sh-r-” they’re not formal. “casual attire” means shoes and bras optional. we have perfected the lost art of tanning, and know how to drive a traffic circle with att-tude. we know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them, and we’re never afraid to dance.
“nothin’ matters in this whole wide world when you’re in love with a jersey girl.”
f-cking sweet.
easily the best kind of girl you can find.
they can party, drink, smoke, flirt, and look hot doing it.
they pretty much rule the subject of girls.
“yo you can party like a f-ckin’ jersey girl! f-ck yeah bro!”
“she’s humble, but ambitious. she’s independent, but family-oriented. she likes pizza, beer and lots of mascara, but don’t think for a second that she’s not sophisticated.
she’s the jersey girl, and she’s one of the garden state’s most enduring icons- a readily identifiable personality, as much a part of america’s cultural landscape as that other great jerseyan, frank sinatra.
so who is a jersey girl? there’s a chance you’re one- but residency isn’t all it takes. the girl has a specific character, both in pop culture and in the hearts and minds of jerseyans.
first there are the surface qualities: a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. jersey girls are about att-tude. they’re about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair- and enjoying it all.
she’s a girl who enjoys the mall, might wear more makeup than the ivy league would approve of, and gives some thought to her hair. she’s got a mouth on her. she says what she means. and she’s got a nice, cheerful laugh. she’s sp-nky and witty, and she handles compet-tion very well. she’s got that confidence- everyone from new jersey has that confidence.
a jersey girl is crunchy on the outside, and soft in the center. a jersey girl has the tenacity and drive of a new yorker, but with the beauty of warmth and humility that being from jersey is all about. don’t mistake her toughness as a lack of refinement. don’t misjudge her sometimes “brash” manners as a lack of ‘cl-ssiness.’ at the center of the crunchy sweet exterior, she is tuned in and knows how and what she’s working.
a jersey girl doesn’t have to have a high-powered career, but whatever work she does, she gives it her all- and she takes care of her family at the same time. the overall makeup, if you will, of a true jersey girl: hard-working, family-oriented, spirited, one of a kind. and if you’re lucky, she’s your wife.
bottom line, all of them are s-xy as h-ll.”
– excerpted from the star-ledger
you can find plenty of jersey girls on the beaches and boardwalks of the jersey sh-r- during the summer months
the most down to earth girl you’ll ever meet! can be the sweetest thing ever, but if you cross her will tell you off!
has a att-tude, which isnt always a bad thing.

does not say joisey. like who the h-ll made that up. no one in here in jersey talks like that. new yorkers are the ones who talk different.
boys screams to his world : i love jersey girls!!! they rock my socks with. the sh-r- = best place ever!!
there’s a big difference between a jersey girl and a sh-r- wh-r-. those fake, orange girls who call themselves “guidettes” are no jersey girls. real jersey girls are the sweetest, most wholesome girls you will ever meet. our best nights are spent in diners. we call it the sh-r- and not the beach. we have real tans and real personalities. we can be “b-tches” if need be. we can fight.
bottom line, there ain’t no other girl in this world like a true blue jersey girl.
sh-r- wh-r-s turn heads, jersey girls break necks.

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