Jersey lady


jersey lady: subcategory of the jersey girl. basically, a jersey girl from west long branch, rumson, or other new jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-cl-ss than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term “jersey girl” would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of jerseydom. alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of ‘jersey girl’ (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term “girl” applied to an adult woman to be s-xist and therefore offensive.
“a jersey girl got more s-ss; a jersey lady got more cl-ss; but they both got plenty o’ both when the chips really start hittin’ the fan.”

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