Jersey Milkshake
a s-xual act originating in new jersey in which the giver defecates in his/her hands. he/she then proceeds to rub said sh-t all over the recipient’s br–sts in a vigorous, circular motion. the giver then adds the finishing touch of a smooth, creamy c-m concoction to the rich, dutch cacao. the ingredients are swirled and mixed together once more, creating a most delicate medley of sinfully rich flavors and leaving wide grins on both partners’ faces.
vinny: ay yo, steffie’s been acting like a f-ckin’ b-tch all day.
joey: i’ve got just the remedy.
vinny: what?
joey: b-tch needs a nice jersey milkshake!
vinny: ay!
-fist pumps all around-
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