jersey party


a social gathering of h-m-erotic, hypers-xed young adult males all clad in hideous, bright-colored basketball jerseys that occurs most frequently in a malodorous dorm room or filthy apartment. most often, low-quality rap music is played and female partygoers are invited to drink a mysterious red-colored punch made with equal parts fruit juice, alcohol and ghb.
girl #1: are you going to sam’s party this sat-rday?

girl #2: i think i’d rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.

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