Jersey Shitty


an alcoholic drink. name based on “jersey city,” the place where it was created. drink contains vodka, sprite, cranberry juice c-cktail, and a lime. it’s on ice. itz kinda like a cozmo, only sh-ttier!
man, we got ourselves sh-tty offa jersey sh-tty!

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