Jersey Shore

a really f-cking stupid show about trashy f-ck-sses. i live in new jersey, and it’s nothing like that.
jersey sh-r- is a disgrace to my state.
a show on mtv that reveals to the world why new jersey residents hate bennies. unlike them, we don’t say new joizy or call it the jersey sh-r-. it’s either the sh-r- if you live in jersey, or if you’re a local, the beach. the show features 8 guidos and guidettes. they have never been to the sh-r-, and some of them have never even been to new jersey. but to them, seaside is heaven on earth. watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash seaside heights. while your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
kid: hey man, did you watch jersey sh-r- last night?

other kid: h-ll yea dude, right after my tan. -fist pump-
a terrible show about a large group of t-rds.
t-rd 1: i am a man, but i tan like a female? does that make me a woman?

t-rd 2: no! look at your hair and your shaved chest! you are a true man. can a borrow your douche?

woman: is this the jersey sh-r-? why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
the reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.

a tv show with a cast full of losers with room temperature iq’s who like to run around fist pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to f-ck their mothers.
the male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.

most define themselves as guidos and guidettes but act more likely puerto ricans with an inferiority complex.

they like to give themselves nicknames like j-wow, snookie and the situation but should choose something more appropriate such as c-m dumpster, oompa loompa and closet case.

this show is going to be used as evidence when mtv is put on trial for destroying american culture.
i would rather be gang raped by mike tyson, shuge night and the 1985 chicago bears while having hot lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch jersey sh-r-
an ignorant show starring a bunch of guido wh-r-s and tool bags who are n-bodies pretending to be celebrities.
dude1: did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
dude2: you mean jersey sh-r- right??
sh-t
jersey sh-r- is complete sh-t.
the dumbest show on mtv, if not ever made. all you’ll see here is a buch of guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
man 1: did you see jersey sh-r- yet?
man 2: yeah. it’s awesome isn’t it?
man 1: yeah; watching italians in clubs is soooo fun =/
popular term used to describe the atlantic ocean coastline of the state of new jersey in the united states. new jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going “down the sh-r-“. the term “jersey sh-r-” is often shortened to simply “the sh-r-” by natives of new jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just jersey). the jersey sh-r- is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) monmouth, ocean, atlantic and cape may counties. though the city of cape may has been a summer retreat since the 1760’s, the jersey sh-r- did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four jersey sh-r- counties, especially in atlantic (home of atlantic city) and cape may counties (cape may county’s economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). jersey sh-r- locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in monmouth and ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in atlantic and cape may counties). visitors to the jersey sh-r- often ask why the region is called “sh-r-” and not “beach.” the truth is, n-body knows.

see also new jersey, jersey, south jersey, north jersey, sopranoland, atlantic city, a.c., exit zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, wally and marge.
people from across the united states enjoy spending part of their summer at the jersey sh-r-.