jersey smart


is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.
1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)guy 1:”dude i think we won’t make it home walking”

guy 2:”dude no sh-t you serious? you got them jersey smarts”

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