Jersey Tower


when two jersey sh-r- actors attempt to perform an eiffel tower and inevitably have to chest b-mp midway through it
dj pauly d – yo situation, chest b-mp!
situation – sweet jersey tower man
snooki – -m-ffled words- oh, you guys -m-ffled words-

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