Jersey-walk


a term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, bad-ss new jerseyans.
“i jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat.”

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