Jersey Weave


(v) ~~the jersey weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. it is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the nj turnpike or the gs parkway. in nj 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. the so called “weave” may be partic-p-ted by a single car to several. this technique may involve getting from point a to point b faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~
kid from pa- “what the h-lls the jersey weave?”

driver- “just buckle the f-ck up”

kid from pa- “that was really close”

driver- “that was nothing…”

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