jerseyfest
the act of sticking your foot in the female’s v-g-n-/male’s mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist f-ck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse s-m-n into a human -sshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the s-xual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.
dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.
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