Jes


an excited way of saying yes, in a very spanish immigrant accent.
jes, jes, rice and beans.
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– n. a nickname for a girl that is very cute, possibly one you want to bang.

– v. another word for blitz or dump, when a skateboarder falls off his or her board in a rather painful fashion.
– “hey girl did i ever tell you how much of a jes you are?”

– “dude! did you see me back there? i totally jesed!”
how a mexican says yes, also simply a better way of saying yes; best if used as a single word in an answer.
person a: did you see that guy?
person b: jes
a better, funnier way of saying yes, preferably with a slight lisp
teacher: did you finish your work john?
john: jes i did mrs. teacher!
jes is a boys or mens name.

sometimes related to the danish newshost and journalist, jes dorph-petersen.

someone who’s usually strongly oppinunated.

not to be confused with a way of saying “yes” or shorting down a name.
“we’re going to do a microphone check, jes.”

“don’t eat the cat’s food, jes!!”
a person who enjoys stealing, killing, and burning a person’s stuffed seal, like she did to mine
that b-tch just totaly jesed in her back yard!
a giant sl-t who f-cks anything she can put in her fat smelly v-g-n-. some of her interests include attempting to ruin relationships but failing, giving people stds, and drinking until she p-sses out.
so the other day jes tried to f-ck my boyfriend but he wasn’t havin none of it because she’s fat and disgusting and has stds

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