Jese


hispanic kid, most likley mexican or puerto rican, who plays a winter sport like hockey
yo jese you decked that kid in the hockey game yesterday
everything is da jese. da jese is everything. she’s all powerful and all knowing. jese. jese can replace any noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.
“d-mn you jese!”
“da jese needs you”
“lets go to jese”
“stop being so jese.”

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