Jess Lewis hager
noun. verb. origin: pennsylvania. a variation of the jess hager where you -j-c-l-t- into your own mouth while sucking on your own p-n-s. consumption of s-m-n is required for a true jlh.
my jess hager felt so good that i couldn’t help that it quickly turned into a jess lewis hager.
i almost choked on my jess lewis hager.
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