jessael
an athletic, c-cky, one-legged -ss, hairy motherf-cker, that disappoints every girl he’s with after they meet in bed.
girl 1:uh did you see jessael.
girl 2: yeah i broke up with him yesterday after he tried having s-x with me
an athletic, c-cky, one-legged, hairy motherf-cker, that disappoints every girl he meets in bed.
girl 1: uh! did you see jessael today.
girl 2: no i saw him yesterday when he tried having s-x with me, but i just laughed and broke up with me.
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