Jesse Jamesed


when your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have s-x for a while, you stoop down too far and have s-x with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent b-tt s-x from his memory, he quickly jesse jamesed it with the first tatted up crack wh-r- he could find.

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