Jessen
a person of great daring and courage. brave and trustworthy, defender of the weak, unusually wise and cunning. generally attractive, adventurous and athletic.
willing to fight at the drop of a hat and not afraid to try anything, as long as it does not involve acts of hos-xuallity, b–st–llity or sodomy, and does not impare thought.
a jessen just kicked your dad’s -ss for being a wife beating, speed snorting, lazy, crossdressing, c-ck smoking, c-m gargling, child molesting, turncoat, peice of sh-t!
a whale of a girl. very annoying. also responds to whale calls like in finding nemo. also will lunge across the room for food.
example of a jessen; watching finding nemo and eating popcorn, the whale will hear the calls from dory and burst through your wall like the kool-aid man and eat all yo stuff.
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