Jessica Almeida


she is a skinny white girl. who talks about her last name. shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. she knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. she has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her everythingg. shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!
dude a—dayummm dude! i saw this hot chick yesterday!

dude b—what was her name?

dude a—uhh melany?

dude b—oh. she probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt jessica almeida.

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