Jessics Simpson Syndrome


a fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. she is not the sharpest tool in the box.
“is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?”

on ordering buffalo wings, “i didn’t know buffalos had wings”

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