jessied


(verb) to to take a m-ssive dump in ones toilet and not give a f-ck afterwards.
oh my god, who jessie’d in the toilet!
verb, past tense:

when a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game’s story, he or she is said to have been “jessied”; especially apt when said character’s death is part of a plot device or when his or her continued existence has become inconvenient for the script writer.

a reference to the ill-fated l-ss jessie, a supporting character in the uber-popular rpg final fantasy 7.
“sure, the wisecracking imp was a riot, but deep down we all knew that he’d be jessied before the next act.”

“she whom cruel fate hath jessied, urban dictionary shall make immortal.”

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