jessism


something awkward or embarr-ssing that you say while very very tired. when you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.
i can’t believe i told roger about my first time last night…what a jessism.
a religion praising it’s founder, jessie
i believe in jessism because i’m smart.

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