jesspew


only the most baben’ chick around. likes to say pew and is a tumblr addict. in love with lauren conrad, and watches alot of wizzards of waverly place.
person 1 : holy mother of mustard, it’s jesspew.
person 2 : hnng.
person 1 : lawl shes forever alone.

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