jesult


when you pray to jesus christ and you get results.
i prayed for these new shoes to go on sale and i totally got some jesults.

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    1. a theoretical burrito that jesus christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved). 2. any burrito that is so hot that it can’t be eaten by a mortal human (although jesus probably could). 3. a burrito that is so hot it makes you see jesus. 4. […]

  • jesus jugs

    hands down the most perfect t-tties you’ve ever seen as if the hand of g-d himself cupped and blessed each knocker. t-tties so perfect you can’t help but yell “jeeesus!” when you see them. christina aguillera’s got jesus jugs. the b–bs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed. […]

  • jew_hat0r

    a user on urbandictionary.com that should probably be hit by a train, struck by lightning, and set on fire before he goes to h-ll. if you want to see a real waste of human life, just search jew_hat0r on definithing.

  • jewish rainbow

    george bush made up these words meaning: the pope makes all the jews line up in costumes to resemble a rainbow. did you hear about that jewish rainbow guy to a jew: oh, go make a jewish rainbow

  • Jewish Six Pack

    similar to asian six pack, but instead of a high school course load of three maths, and the sciences, the jewish six pack consists of six high school cl-sses in which the main subject of interest hold high importance in jewish society. desmond: what grade 12 cl-sses do you have this school year? morrie: accounting, […]


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