jesus abs
having perfectly sculpted abs that make any one jaw drob at the sight of the goodly gift
shishoka: matt what are yo…… (jaw falls to the floor)
matt: oh hey babe just working on my jesus abs.
shishoka: oglasoagla…………..
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