Jesus Antlers


an abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded american should stand for.
cletus – wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of pbr and the mountain dew?
wesley – h-ll yeah, i’m always wearing my jesus antlers.

Read Also:

  • Jesus Cloud

    when the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views. bro: whoa, look at that cloud, man! man: dude that’s epic. bro: like, the light and stuff bouncing around. […]

  • Jet-Fugue

    being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones. i live on the east coast, and when i woke up after my first night back from the west coast, i saw may husband and thought, “who is that,” then i knew i must have been the […]

  • jet lee

    not as good as bruce lee but almost as good as jackie chan. he has a strong fighting style and never back down att-tude. his acting skills might not be so good but he makes up for it with his fighting. over all jet lee is a true bad -ss that people will remember

  • Jew Condom

    the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time. her: do you have protection? him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out) (returns to bedroom and commences intercourse) her: is this thing ribbed?

  • jewfin

    a jewish doliphin…duh. if one is lucky, you will be able to witness this beauty praying in the seven seas wearing his yamalka. and if you listen closely you may even hear him eeping portions of the torah. moshe is a jewfin whose friends are shamu, the muslim killer whale and peter, the christian fish. […]


Disclaimer: Jesus Antlers definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.