jesus apex



1) the good friday which occurs during your 33rd year (i.e. the jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) man, as long as i don’t get crucified on good friday, i’ll have made it past my jesus apex

2) i reached my jesus apex today when i saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

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