Jesus bread


bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from jesus’ last dinner.
“yo let me get some of that jesus bread!”
a supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.
i’m a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that jesus bread fixed me right up.

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