Jesus Breakdancing Christ


an expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. normally used in the most extreme of circ-mstances.

see:
jesus h. christ
jesus tapdancing christ
jesus brick-sh-tting christ
etc…
jesus breakdancing christ! my scr-t-m is missing! how the h-ll did that happen!??!?!?!!

or…

guy 1: hey, i banged your wife last night.
guy 2: jesus breakdancing christ! your -ss is gr-ss, motherf-cker!

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