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the name bill cosby thought was his growing up. he thought his brothers name was “g-d dammit”.

according to cosby’s cl-ssic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

something like: “jesus christ, it’s raining, get in here. g-d dammit, you get in here too.”.

but then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: “g-d dammit, quit making such a racket!” bill just stood there looking around for his brother. “g-d dammit didn’t you hear me?” yelled his father to which bill replied, “but dad, i’m jesus christ!”
jesus christ, the simpsons are killing us in the ratings! g-d dammit we’re being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
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the “prince of peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
jesus christ: the poem.

jesus.
the savior.
the light of the world.
the big cheese up in the sky.
who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
died on the cross for my sins so that i may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.
billy: mike, you -bleepin’- -bleep-, haven’t seen you in 10 -bleepin’- years! how you been?

mike: well billy, i’m actually a christian now… and a pastor at that!

billy: well i’ll be d-mned!

mike: you don’t have to billy, jesus christ can save you!
son of g-d – was with g-d in spirit before he was born in human form a couple thousand years ago. he lived a totally human life, being subject to everything all the rest of us have to deal with (including stinky poo, hang-nails and folks that don’t like us) but didn’t do anything wrong.

after 30 years of living, he began traveling around letting folks know that to please god, you don’t have to be uptight about trivial stuff. just treat others as you’d want to be treated, love those that don’t love you back.

he then was beat up and sentenced to death. although he had the power to escape the situation, he knew that it was supposed to happen so that through his perfect life, he would be a sacrifice to those who would trust and follow him. he did die, but then came back to life and conquered death (’cause we can’t) for us. this gives us who have done wrong the ability to have a relationship with god (which is why we were originally created).

having a relationship with jesus is not religion, and being religious does not mean you have a relationship with jesus. it’s the relationship with jesus that saves us – not from bad stuff happening here, but for eternity.
i trust in jesus christ for the forgiveness of my sin to save me from eternal death into eternal life with god.
jesus, a mistranslation of the hebrew name yeshua and christ, translated from the greek word cristos, a translation of the hebrew meshiach, or as we say in english “messiah”.
jesus christ is the annointed one, the messiah, cristos.
the son of the living g-d.

when jesus asked his disciples who people say he is,

mathew 16:16 – simon peter answered, “you are the messiah, the son of the living g-d.” (this was a g-d inspired response from peter, and therefore g-d’s own definition of jesus and is confirmed by jesus’ response, “good for you, simon, son of john!…for this truth did not come to you from any human being (or urban dictionary), but it was given to you directly by my father in heaven.”
jesus christ is the messiah, the son of the living g-d.
1)the second most important figure (next to g-d) in christianity. in the bible, the old testement takes place before he is born, and the new testement takes place after.

2)an exclamation of anger. according to christianity, you aren’t supposed to say the lord’s name is vain, so it’s considered by some to be a swear word.
1)when we went to church on sunday, the priest told us about the life of jesus christ.

2)”jesus christ, how stupid can you be?!” yelled the teacher at the student who couldn’t read.