Jesus Christmas
this combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the christmas spirit. it can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.
“jesus christmas, jeff just threw up all over that chick!!”
“i think i broke my pinky toe… jesus christmas!!”
“jesus christmas that’s a big present under that there tree uncle bernard!!”
a jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using “jesus christ” as an interjection.
“jesus christmas! i think i just ripped mah panties!”
jesus christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have no b-lls and will not seriously take the lords name in vain
“jesus christmas i dropped my fone in the pool”
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